61. Night Before Checkride

Twas the night before Checkrides, and in each little nook
All the students were studying, every face in a book;
The pubs were tabbed and each map was laid out,
In hopes that they’d memorize each term without doubt;
The ranger was stressed, pulling hairs from their head;
Praying that the brief only covers what he’s read;
And Shooter at his desk, gouge all up to his knees,
Looks slightly insane muttering out his EPs,
When on Skyvector there formed such a cloud,
That the Red Knight knew his flight won’t be allowed.
Away to the window, he needed to see,
Whether he’d fly or do a warmup round 3.
The Doerr doesn’t bother, as any SNA knows,
‘There’s no way’ will only bring unsat woes,
When a text from the IP did finally appear,
“Know all the systems” he texts with a sneer,
With a single tear in his eye, Doerr sees it’s now midnight,
And he still needs to get 7 acronyms right.
Boomer busts through the door, booze in both his hands
He belched and he stumbled, he loudly demands:
“Drink, Doerr! Chug, Shooter! My first flights complete!
At this rate I’ll make Major before hitting the fleet!”
“Quiet down!” Doerr yells, slamming shut his FAR/AIM,
“I’ll IMSAFE tomorrow and you’ll be to blame”

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Your only legal addiction, Doerr Comic provides a fun and hilarious take on Naval Aviation training. The Doerr Team believes in improving the morale of all who help train the future of Naval Aviation.

Doerr Comic is owned by Off the Grid Games LLC

© 2018-2021 Off the Grid Games LLC