56. BASHd

Let’s all be honest here… The BASH report is always going to be medium. Funny how some birds like to live dangerously and surround airfields just waiting to gift you with a PEL and incomplete flight. But with so many squadrons all being based on birds, maybe they just hear our jumbled calls and think you’re one of their flock. Perhaps if they paid more attention in forms, they wouldn’t become so acute that they give your plane a new red paint job. Alas, our avian civil war will rage on. Why must a bird be a bird and a plane be a plane? Let old labels die and unite to annoy the lowly ground walkers.